1316 McDougal Avenue
Sikeston, MO 63801

You wanna buy a house where? On McDougal? McDougal, where have I heard that before? I feel like I'm missin' out on a good joke here. Oh well, sure I'm always up for lookin' - but did you finally get your loan pre-approval? You be missin' out, I'm just sayin'. I heard this one won't qualify for government loans - that's why it's a 3 bedroom 1.5 bath under $100K. I see, you the man with a plan. Those move-in ready ones never drop below 6 digits. Cosmetic distress... that bargain potential you keep talkin' about. Brick exterior, 1 car carport, big chain-link fenced yard, HVAC... roof looks solid, could use some new windows though. Inside it's like - WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? ...Woof Woof Woo-ell it sure wasn't these people - you're gonna yank those carpets out, right? Maybe there's hardwoods under there - keep ya chin up! Not bad my man... fresh paint, a few odds & ends... you'll be sittin' pretty with a payment any renter would envy!